All Things Rock Quotes A few all things rock quotes. Thank god there's some rock music being played on MTV!! In case some of you didn't know (Shame on you!!) Benji and Joel host All Things Rock. (HUGE thanx 2 Vanessa 4 sending me these!!!) Joel: My name is Joel. This is Benji, my brother. Benji: I hate you. Benji: This next video is Blink 182's 'First Date'... Joel's still yet to have one." Benji: Joel needed some anatomy lessons. Joel: that's right. Benji: He was all twisted up...couldn't figure some things out. Joel: ...that's right... Benji: (introducing lifestyles video) I feel like such an asshole for introducing our video. Joel: Benji, you are an asshole. Benji: all right, well I think Joel gets a little sweaty and nervous when you talk to him.... Joel: Heyyy...I can't think of a better place to be than hanging out on a college campus listening to tunes and watching rock vid-- Benji: Tunes!?!?!?? Joel: yeah, you know, like songs from Default. Benji: We never use the word 'tunes'!!! Rule number 4! Joel: ...ok.... Benji: Joel gets intimidated easily Joel: ...that's right. Joel: *doesn't know he's on camera* Dude!!! shut up! Benji: Joel fell off stage. He tripped. Joel: ...this is the new vid-- Benji: It's his new most embarassing moment. EVER. Joel: Shut up...no, YOU"RE my most embarassing moment ever.... Joel: (talking about 2003 grammy nominations) We were nominated for a grammy. Benji: Yeah we were, but we said no. Joel: Keep your grammy Benji: yeah, shove that grammy.....up your ass. Joel: Could it be anymore obvious that he was reading from a cue card!? He's like this the whole time, *looks back and forth from the cue card to the camera and mocks benji*, "UH, RECENTLY..." Joel: Welcome to All Things Rock, I'm Joel. Benji: And I'm Benji... Joel: yeah...unfortunately.... Joel: Go to mtv.com and tell us what you think of the show. Benji: And what you think of Joel, and if he should really be on this show. Joel: That's right Benji: I like dark videos. I got Frankenstein on my shirt. Joel: *confused because Benji is random* Benji: I started buying records kinda late. I got Nirvana's "nevermind", Rancid's first record, Joel got MC Hammer Joel: *shrugs* Can't lie... Joel: I really love Dashboard, if you odn't have the cd you should really check it out. Benji: Joel listens to it and just cries, and sobs.....tears of heartbreak. Joel: We're in a band called Good Charlotte. Benji: Yes. Joel likes to mention that every time. Joel: *acts stupid to distract Benji* Benji: dude, get serious. You're gonna get us fired! Benji: Hey, welcome back to All Things Rock, we're from the band Good Charlotte. THERE JOEL!!! I said it!!!! Joel: Thank you! Joel: I think if they had a California music award for the show hosts, we'd win. Benji: True! We're really good. Well, let's check out the video, and while the video is playing we can talk about how good we are amongst ourselves. Post: Dear Benji and Joel, you guys are always fighting and I think since you're brothers, you guys should hug just once. Joel: No. Sorry, no. Benji: Yeah. Joel has this thing where he doesn't touch people and he washes his hands alot. Benji: (reading post) Some nice person decided to post a little poll on who should get fired, me or Joel. A little contest of something. Joel: This should be funny. Benji: Yeah... Well, 1% says that Joel should get fired... Joel: Ha ha ha... Benji: 1% says that I should get fired. That's 2%. The other 98% of people say that we should both get fired, that we suck, we don't know what we're doing, we don't belong on MTV, we're no good... We look bad... Joel: OK, OK!! Benji: "Bonjour biatch! Au revoir biatch!" Benji: "Does it piss you off? That men are better than women!?" Benji: (talking about No Doubt's video game) I’m buying that one. Joel: I got Play Station 2 (points at Benji), he’s got X-Box. Benji: Billy and Paul bought me X-Box. I think they just got it so they could play with it though. Joel: Yeah. Thanks guys, Billy and Paul. We love you guys. Anyways... Benji: (reading post) Do you guys read actual posts or do the writers give you something?' ...Do you think that we're puppets? I don't make this stuff. Some kids wrote these things on the message boards. Joel: This show can't afford writers. Benji: Do you think I write these? Here, listen. 'Benji is hot.' 'Benji is god.' 'ATR rocks.' 'Benji is cool.' I don't think I write these. We are not puppets! Joel: No more posts for you. (snatches posts from Benji) Benji: C'mon Joel, who's tougher? Joel: Okay, he is. No, wait, actually we have this dog named Cash. Benji: Yeah, Cash.